一天做30个仰卧起坐 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 2002

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 言天曼 7小时前 :

    我只能说女主真的太牛逼了,打低分这些人看不懂可以不要看,打这么低的分,耽误一个好片。

  • 镜盼易 6小时前 :

    本想给三星,可是全篇就2女演员,其中一个还开场就领盒饭了,差评

  • 闻人童童 4小时前 :

    兄妹两个演员长得好像哦

  • 祁瀚轩 9小时前 :

    生肉啃完,唯一能看的只有中间那段白天的攀爬戏,反派全程智商为负,明明可以慢慢耗却急不可耐接力作死,夜间特效太假,求婚那段没有感人只有搞笑

  • 烟思真 9小时前 :

    如果是90年代的丹泽尔华盛顿来演可能会是一部经典

  • 隽天韵 0小时前 :

    这种略带小清新感的剧和印象中的印度剧不一样

  • 母忆灵 8小时前 :

    户外运动,惊险刺激。虽然有些情节不太合理,暴力血腥。但阿尔卑斯险峻风景和攀岩者的矫健身手和登顶过程,值得一看

  • 琛初 9小时前 :

    阿三们是不是说话的时候不摇头是说不出话的吗。。。。

  • 芮兰若 5小时前 :

    风景很美,情节紧张刺激,这么好看的电影,评分竟然这么低,豆瓣真是越来越不靠谱了。

  • 望冬莲 7小时前 :

    纯情男主、渣男租客、不甘世俗的姐姐…画面挺美的,不同于咖喱味的另一种印度风情

  • 那瑞锦 4小时前 :

    我在希腊旅个游,车祸夺走女友命,醒来还没搞清楚,希腊警察把我追,一路跑来一路跳,美国使馆也骗我,还好希腊大学生,信我救我保我命。我是超人我怕谁,Oh yeah!/男主真的好木,而且真的好能流口水……/前半部分紧张兮兮的我还挺入戏,结果到了城里变得乱七八糟的/不知道男主一张嘴是干嘛的,同伴都来了,还一个人逞英雄追着车跑,急人/想想也挺可怕的,一个人在异国他乡,莫名其妙的被追杀,换谁谁都怕

  • 香雅 3小时前 :

    青春女孩爱攀岩,两男同行将其害,斗智斗勇斗体力,终胜坏蛋把山登。

  • 腾琛丽 2小时前 :

    我在希腊旅个游,车祸夺走女友命,醒来还没搞清楚,希腊警察把我追,一路跑来一路跳,美国使馆也骗我,还好希腊大学生,信我救我保我命。我是超人我怕谁,Oh yeah!/男主真的好木,而且真的好能流口水……/前半部分紧张兮兮的我还挺入戏,结果到了城里变得乱七八糟的/不知道男主一张嘴是干嘛的,同伴都来了,还一个人逞英雄追着车跑,急人/想想也挺可怕的,一个人在异国他乡,莫名其妙的被追杀,换谁谁都怕

  • 章涵菱 4小时前 :

    有卢卡的制作班底,不管多肤浅的剧本都能拍出些迷人的气氛。从开头男女主角的关系可以看出导演有拍爱情片杰作的巨大潜力。坎妹太美,大卫体力真好。

  • 逸震 9小时前 :

    人美画面美配乐美但是不肯用心讲故事,非常典型的网飞出品。似乎叙事不重要,演员露肉做爱才重要,再塞点诗歌、艺术、情感抓马、自由解脱就凑出来一部电影了……可惜了这个故事,明明值得有更好的诠释。

  • 迮妙之 8小时前 :

    及格水平的小成本电影,镜头几乎全是近景很失望

  • 浩初 2小时前 :

    剧情被慢动作拉胯,两个男主每次走出来都是刻意编排,故意做作的表情和动作过火了。

  • 闳问春 5小时前 :

    不过里面有一些画或者艺术品或者照片倒是很赞,像是放在柱子上用身体做章蓝色印记就很美~

  • 栀婷 4小时前 :

    所以永远都不要说一个男人不行,never, ever!

  • 雪莲 6小时前 :

    奔着攀岩惊悚类型来的,结果攀岩没看头,就坏人使坏其他人无力抵抗来着……

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