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分类: 喜剧片 1996

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 邰涵涤 3小时前 :

    影片讲述两个朋友的攀岩冒险变成了一场可怕的噩梦。凯莉用DV镜头捕捉到她最好的朋友被谋杀的过程后,她成为了这群朋友的下一个目标,他们为了不惜一切代价销毁证据决定追杀凯莉。凯莉为了活下去必须开始了一场危险的攀登,她的生存本能受到了考验......

  • 释雅惠 4小时前 :

    还真有那么点CMBYN的味道,毕竟影片的咖喱味被那股湿热的风吹散了不少。兄妹爱上同一个男人,导致一个看似完整的家庭分崩离析,后半段的展开也是让人措手不及,可惜同性情感和女权表达想要两边讨好,最后就只是吃力不讨好咯。很多镜头还是美的,意象的选择也很生动,看好印度后续的主题作品。

  • 璐楠 2小时前 :

    3.5🌟整个故事的节奏还蛮好的,影像风格写实中又带着些许欧洲文艺范儿,小屁民因为一场意外女友死了自己被卷入阴谋一路追杀,要我我也干他全家,坎妹真心打酱油

  • 营怀绿 9小时前 :

    可以一看。冗戏多了些。坎妹出场10分钟旅了次希腊游,男主停车场惊人一跳莫不是看了蝙蝠侠黑暗骑士?后来男主一想自己单兵作战这么厉害不如去当特工,于是这片就叫信条前传:how to be an agent

  • 琪萱 0小时前 :

    一个恶人带坏三个人杀了女主闺蜜后被女主顽强反杀

  • 树嘉 8小时前 :

    从开头到结尾的古典乐配乐,诗歌、电影海报、雕塑、古籍等艺术元素拼贴+画面光线布置与浓艳的配色+海声、鸟声、流水声背景音+内裤、背心、肌肉、毛发……大概接近绝对的浪漫主义。虽然男二剧情上有明显不足,但是总体还是能看的。最喜欢的是老师这个人物。

  • 麻睿诚 3小时前 :

    其實就是冷峻版「虎膽龍威」,主角很符合「die hard 」的特質。不過這在執行上有難度,而本片拍出來的效果不算理想。前半氣氛不俗,但後半過早揭底牌開始崩盤,直到結束。

  • 桐优 4小时前 :

    影片讲述两个朋友的攀岩冒险变成了一场可怕的噩梦。凯莉用DV镜头捕捉到她最好的朋友被谋杀的过程后,她成为了这群朋友的下一个目标,他们为了不惜一切代价销毁证据决定追杀凯莉。凯莉为了活下去必须开始了一场危险的攀登,她的生存本能受到了考验......

  • 荆语冰 1小时前 :

    最终男主悬吊下来,

  • 零多思 8小时前 :

    从头到尾都有不合理之处,不修细节的老派逃亡片,可是“老派”同时也很勾人,从配乐出现的时机,摇移镜头巧妙的暗示,到讽刺意味浓厚的文本构成,都让故事更富魅力与余味,削去一些主角光环会更好,至少是能够容忍bug的程度。

  • 皇甫驰鸿 1小时前 :

    剧情有点简单过头了 摄影也不给力 大部分攀岩的镜头一看就是在地面上完成的……比攀岩更可怕的是无知又易怒的男人……当个刺激片看看打发时间还可以

  • 璐雅 9小时前 :

    渣男是真够渣的,但是,爱让人更勇敢了,不是吗?

  • 生寻琴 4小时前 :

    姐弟俩都没问题,那个住客渣男太渣了,甚至于男主的老师虽然非好感但最后哭那里,让人觉得他们的孤独,女主独立自强很好,在那个国家那个年代,都不容易。

  • 腾家 0小时前 :

    剧情稀碎,毫无观感,大范围高噪点模式点缀着地中海阳光,看得晃眼 @Netflix

  • 邛海凡 2小时前 :

    剧情和表演是典型的烂片 悬崖下的周旋还算凑合 我给两星 按通常多数人对于惊悚片的宽容度来说应该在五分以下吧 有些奇怪…

  • 郑雁凡 0小时前 :

    这位意大利导演跟瓜导学到不少嘛,此前作为瓜导作品的副导演。小华盛顿一副信条后遗症的状态,还没走出来。★★★/6.8

  • 莉琳 0小时前 :

    剧情到后期有点给女主硬塞光环,实际上那种情况九死一生,没有希望了

  • 逢芸芸 5小时前 :

    低配版call me by your name,故事有点莫名其妙~就感觉男主才是内sao~

  • 龙权 5小时前 :

    太多文学电影元素揉在反而整得整部电影有点四不像了,过度小布尔乔亚不是什么好事。

  • 泥芳润 0小时前 :

    为了制造紧张和绝境氛围,逻辑都不要了。解说看一半都想关掉,更别说想看正片。

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